it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via see-the-world-through-my-eyes)
so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw
then i came across this gem
and this last one was pure gold
god bless you off bug spray
(Source: ruffrabbitss, via rachellynn)
"assigning genders to babies is wrong"
(Source: he-was-number-wan, via spilledlaughter)
women arent complicated youre just dumb
(Source: radioheade-moved, via abarinamsterdam)
"it’s your job to educate me" really just translates to "prove to me that i owe you your humanity"
(Source: fyeahcracker, via queerisms)